Once upon a time, I was asked to co host the MTV Survivor Challenge with Mila Kunis. We watched and did sports commentator type narration while a bunch of MTV aged kids raced each other in canoes from Manhattan to New Jersey. The best advice they were given: “don’t fall in the water”!

Apparently, the water is so dirty and filled with toxins, that if you fall into it, you are almost guaranteed to get sick.

Hmmmmm...